Biggest bike anybody had ridden up on was probably a 90cc Honda. We were discussing the world geopolitical situation, relativity theory, the state of the Vatican and whatnot, when this fella we all know comes pushing along his newly acquired but somewhat used Harley-Davidson/Aermacchi 250 Sprint.
"Why you pushin' that big ol' motor," somebody asks. "Bitch won't run," he says, "Ahm gwain set it afar, and push it off th' bluff," just calm as can be.
My heart leapt up.
"No, NO! Give it to me!" was the unrehearsed chorus of our picnic table ensemble.
"Nope," he say, "Cannot do it. It is a devil, it has to be destroyed."
We watched wordlessly, disbelieving. He pushed the bike to the edge of the bluff, and put it on its stand. He poured gasoline over it and trailed it back a few feet. He lit and tossed down a match. The gas caught, ran to the machine, it began to burn. After a few seconds he grabbed a pine branch and shoved the bike right over the edge, turned around without a peep or a single glance back and starting walking home. No one offered to give him a ride.
Slack jawed and silent, the crowd dispersed. I just sat there going through it all again. Then I went back over behind the Crafts building and labored down the long path that went around the edge of the bluff. Ten minutes later I was down there staring at the bike. It had gone out on the way down, but had landed on a limestone outcropping on one side. The tank and instrument were smashed, and the head had broken from the cases. Some how the handlebars had missed impact, so I came back later and removed them, took them home. I still have them, as a memento of something, I'm not sure what.